this isn't going to be funny so you might not want to read it

I have to many men in my life. Its that simple. Sometimes I have these dreams where I wake up and I do what I want when I want I don't answer to anyone. And then BAM! reality hits. There's The Old Flame, The Roommate, and Bar Guy. All awesome people and all vying for my attention. I am a grade A panty slinger and I enjoy my job a lot. I live in Uneventful, USA. These are going to be the tales of me rediscovering selfishness and my new year adventures!